My wife and I had some good Chinese Take Out the other night.  After we finished eating we cracked open our fortune cookies and mine said, "The true love of your life is right in front of your eyes."  Well, that was a big hit with my wife.  Until I turned the fortune over to see what my learn Chinese word of the day was.  It was Ginger.  My sister-in-law's name.
I guess we're not getting take out from that place again.